Thursday, June 25, 2009

Freerice.com

Freerice.com is a website that donates 10 grains of rice through the UN World Food Program to help end hunger and starvation for less privileged people.
For every voacbulary question you answer right, 10 grains of rice are donated.
Check it out!

http://freerice.com/index.php

Wednesday, June 24, 2009

SUMMER TO DO LIST- a must do list for this summer

1. WATER BALLOON FIGHT
2. WATER WORLD
3. ELITCHES
4. EAT POPSICLES
5. GO TO THE BEACH (or lake if you live in a state without a beach)
6. GO CAMPING
10. COOK A WHOLE MEAL ALL BY YOURSELF
11. GO TO AN OUTDOOR CONCERT
12. SAVE UP SOME MONEY AND GO OUT OF TOWN
13. HAVE AN ICE CREAM SUNDAE PARTY
14. BACKYARD GRILLING
15. BUY A BOTTLE OF BUBBLES AND BLOW THEM
16. PLANT A FLOWER, WATCH IT GROW
17. ATTEND THE FREE SLUSHY GIVE AWAY AT 7/11 ON 7/11
18. SPEND TIME WITH FRIENDS
19. GO HIKING WITH FAMILY/FRIENDS
20. FINALLY BUY THAT THING YOU HAVE ALWAYS WANTED

Monday, June 15, 2009

Top 10 Dumb Blonde Jokes

1. What did the blonde say when she looked into a box of cheerios?
-"Hey look! Donut seeds!"
2. If a blonde and a brunette fell off a building, who would hit the ground first?
-The brunette , the blonde would have to stop for directions!
3. Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger.
First Blonde:
"I can't seem to get this door unlocked!
Second Blonde:
Well you better hurry up. It's starting to rain and the top is down!

4. A blonde asked someone what time it was, and they told her it was 4:45. The blonde, with a puzzled look on her face replied,
"You know, it's the weirdest thing, I have been asking that question all day, and each time I get a different answer."

5. On day a redhead, a brunette, and a blonde were on their way to heaven.

God told them the stairs to heaven were 1,000 steps and on every step he was going to tell them a joke. If they laughed they would not be able to get to heaven.

So the redhead made it to the 45th step and laughed.

The brunette made it to the 200th step and laughed.

But the blonde made it to the 999th step and laughed even before god told his joke.

God asked "Why did you laugh I haven't even told the joke yet"

The blonde said "I know I just now got the first one!!!"



6. Did you hear about the blonde working at the m&m factory? She got fired for throwing away all the w's

7.Q .. A blonde ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut it in six or twelve pieces.
A .. "Six, please. I could never eat twelve pieces."

8. Q .. What did the blonde do when she heard that 90% of accidents occur around the home?
A .. She moved.

9. Q .. Why do Blondes have TGIF on their shoes?
A .. Toes go in first.

10. A blonde's house was on fire, she calls the fire station and says "help! my house is on fire!"
the fireman replies "okay calm down miss, now how do we get to your house?" the blonde says "duh, in the big red firetruck!"